When It's Winter in the Kootenays When it's winter in the Kootenays And your water pipes are froze; And the weatherman says, "Colder!" And the bitter northwind blows; We'll be thinking of the summer When it's ninety in the shade Right now it keeps us guessing How the coal bills will be paid! From the P.J. Thomas Tape Collection tune: Springtime in the Rockies RG APR99